DemiCon

So, you're wandering around all weekend having more fun than you've had in your entire life. Isn't life great? But wait! What if you pick up that new book by F. Paul Wilson and it turns out that you accidentally read a scroll of amnesia? What if you get bit by a vampire and lose experience points? What if you attain immortality and start to forget what happened a millennia ago in 2002?

Well, relax. It was in the event of emergencies like this that we offer special DemiCon memorabilia. Sometimes, you need the special item to jog your memory and drift back over the years to that wonderful experience you had in the hottub with that Klingon. Thus, we offer special DemiCon shirts, pins, stickers, and buttons. This memory insurance policy can be purchased for the low, one-time cost, of what it says on the tag.

I know what you're thinking, there's gotta be a catch. Sadly, there is. You must attend DemiCon in order to get these memory saving devices. We must do this for legal reasons. If you purchased one, and it evoked memories of the con that you didn't attend, you might think that someone was altering your memory. The resultant paranoia could very well damage your perception of reality, and you would spend the rest of your life wearing tin-foil hats to block the mind-control rays from the black ops helicopters.

So, register for DemiCon now, before it's too late!

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